Heifer-headed

A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.

While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.

Heifer-headed by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

ex-heifer 

A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not.

Used in Bride Wars c. 2009.

"She's kind of an ex-heifer."

ex-heifer by HarmonyChant December 12, 2012

Petty heifer 

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.

John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.

Petty heifer by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer 

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016

mother heifer 

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".

random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"

mother heifer by Samantha Winter March 29, 2005

Stank heifer 

A large or obese promiscuous woman. A woman of loose morals, hygiene, and an ever expanding waistline.

I was too drunk to throw some game at the club so I ended up taking some stank heifer home and have been regretting it ever since.

Stank heifer by epilgo July 12, 2006