Hatmaker

The definition of Hatmaker is after anal sex you let the fecal matter on your penis dry up and you take the shit cap off and make her where it has a hat.

"Baby clean your hair and open your butt i feel like giving you a Hatmaker right now"

by Nick sawyer June 13, 2007

hay maker

A hay maker is when you see a massive punch up and you run in to fight some cunts and you throw the biggest punch at some cunt but you miss...

Tommo: Oi ben i heard you were in a big punch up
ben: yeah mate i threw a few hay makers.
Tommo: lol shays.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005