hans Share definition Flag a sexy beast with no hair, gets all the bitches in school and ur mom thinks hes cool, if let loose he will bang all the moms guy 1: ay man i cant get no girls around town whats wrong guy 2: sorry but a guy named hans in town hans by the ultimate bozo November 15, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the hans mug. Buy Now β $32.95 See more merch