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hanukkah harry

A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.
So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"
by Jason_98 September 15, 2006
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hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008
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Related Words
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hamka

A sacrificial, strong and soulful man with the kindest and calmest eyes. The most reliable of the lot, and funniest.
Wow, Farhana is lucky to have a guy like Hamka!
by kid555 January 3, 2018
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hamskied

(1) The condition Beth was in the night before she spent an entire day vommitting. (2) Extra drunk. (3) How I like to be on Saturday nights.
Good thing I was hamskied when I kissed that guy. I have a feeling he was ugs-ma-fugs and I would have been feeling sad about myself if I really knew what he looked like.
by Rabs April 26, 2005
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Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.
My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.
by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006
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hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!
by no one of concern June 22, 2009
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havuky

aka albertchilll on twitter. rtc artist and animator with over 10k followers.
did you hear about havuky? she's so kind and her work is amazing!
by M1CH11RU September 22, 2020
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