A boof smelly giraffe that loves to suck everyone’s toes and usually shits themselves
Dude he smells so bad, he probably shit himself.

Yea he’s definitely a hamees
by Stupid stripper April 5, 2021
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A word commonly used for the most dumbass of dumbasses.
Person 1: Ms. Jackoff, what shape are the pyramids in Egypt called?
Person 2: Are you a hame?
by Aetrul York March 25, 2023
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Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations
Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am
by OwOtheIrishHoe April 20, 2019
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really nice person very and halal mode also really gorgeous everyone likes her and shes amazing really shes so leng everyone likes her shes cool shes everything you're not shes amazing
"is that hames? omg shes a really nice person very and halal mode also really gorgeous everyone likes her and shes amazing really shes so leng everyone likes her shes cool shes everything you're not shes amazing"
by yomamadidthenasty November 23, 2021
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He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)
Bailey Hames? Shagged my sister he did.
by BazzDaa June 1, 2020
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