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Guest post

A post or comment made by a non-member of an online community or forum.
This subreddit allows a guest post as long as it fits the reddiquette standards.
by LeelaSavage August 31, 2016
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guest friendly

A "guest friendly" hotel is a hotel which allows unregistered guests (commonly prostitutes) back to the room. This is a popular "feature" in party towns or in towns where foreigners come to "meet" locals.

Many hotels do not allow unregistered guests to spend the night -- even when accompanied by a registered guest. In some countries, hotels will charge a "joiner fee" for any unregistered guests.

"Guest friendly" hotels are also sometimes called "no joiner hotels".
Russian girls are awesome. Make sure you stay in a guest friendly hotel.
by BANGKOK1AN June 5, 2017
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Guest leech

A guest leech is a person who tries to suck guestlists like a leech sucks blood. Guest leeches are dangerous parasites that will not hesitate to manipulate in order to obtain a few show tickets or backstage access.
Mathieu: Jessica has been texting me all night for guestlist tickets...
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
by demonthotlord March 1, 2021
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Guest_78266

Check out the game "literally break your bones simulator" made by Guest_78266!
by guest78266 July 13, 2023
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Guest List Slut

A person who only goes to shows if they are on the guest list, and otherwise refuses to pay.

Or a person who badgers their friends to put them on the guest list, even if they can afford the cover.
"Are you gonna come out tonight?"

"Well, I don't really like his band, but I guess I'll go if I'm on the list."

"It's only 3 bucks - you're such a guest list slut!"
by witd July 24, 2009
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guest hole

a manufactured or cosmetic orifice for non-genital sexual intercourse (in order to avoid adultery; a marital rift; adultery). it is impersonal and prim like a guest room. one needs protection to use it. ease of cleaning is important. it can be likened to a kangaroo's pouch or a pocket. one may be obtained through grafting, lasers, or a simple hot knife. do not masturbate with your guest hole as it will (and should) bring you no pleasure.
I'm happily married with children but I really want your cock, so please just put it in my guest hole.

My ass and my vagina are already taken so put it in my guest hole.

My vagina has a waiting list so please put it in my guest hole.
by Ali G. January 3, 2006
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Guest-Bedurbator

1) One who masturbates in bed while staying as a guest in someone else's house, apartment, condo, ect.

2) One who masturbates in bed while staying at a hotel.
1) Host: What's this all over my guest bed sheets?
Friend: Oh, didn't Randolfski stay crash here last night? He's a guest-bedurbator -- he probably jacked off into them.

2) Dude, not only is Randolfski a bedurbator, but last week when we were on a trip and sharing a hotel room he Guest-bedurbated while he thought I was asleep!
by corkboard2 April 9, 2011
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