Dirty Groot

When a women masturbates with a tree branch

Hey, I just had dirty groot

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

groot

i am groot

i am groot

by snow_assassin November 17, 2022

Groot

The ultimate goal is to root Groot

I want to root Groot

by Sniefy August 11, 2018

i am groot

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by h2h2 December 8, 2020

grooted

So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.

Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.

by grooted_flis May 9, 2025

groot

groot is a character in marvel's guardian of galaxy,a sweet boy but in reality people naming groot is vary bemtikhod type , vary bachkhod and so on

he is groot

by toxic007 April 1, 2021

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018