gridlock

to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block

"Shit, i've got to gridlock my friend. She must be wearing beer goggles because she's hitting on the ugliest person in the bar."

by dcwoman September 26, 2005

Grimlocke

One of the better Transformers. Now retired and residing in the SADCHUBhome for the elderly.

"Shit I left a poo stain on my wife once."

by Thermos February 24, 2004

Gridlock

An African-American style hair or tentacles of some alien species

Greg's wife loves to play with my gridlocks.

by Dustin Jones January 22, 2004

Grimlocks

This is the occurance of dreadlocks in the womans pubic region. They are often very thick, long and have a strong odor of foul-smelling vaginal discharge and wet dog. More often than not, there is slight hint of patchouli, in a failed attept to cover up the heinous stench.

I took this bitch out for some drinks, right. One thing led to another. I got my hand down her panties, and got stick. My rings got caught on her grimlocks. I was like, yo!

by Henry Bemis October 30, 2008

Gridlocked

Gridlocked - When there is an internal threat(s) in a school, while performing tornado drill protocol.

Example:
PA: ATTENTION! MULTIPLE INTRUDERS IN THE BUILDING. STAY IN TORNADO DRILL STANCES.
Tim: Bruh, did we really just get gridlocked.
Josh: Bro this dude gonna get on s i c k collateral though.

by _Soap_ September 23, 2020

gridlock mane

Probably the best player in your r6 squad most likely has a huge cock. Gets so much pussy everyone wants to be a gridlock mane.

Holy shit that gridlock mane has a huge cock run!

by BossMan081611 March 30, 2021

Gridlock

A transfeminine penis. Derived from an autocorrect of girldick.

There were so many hot trans women at that party, I couldn't believe the amount of gridlock.

by slimegirl-invert January 4, 2024