christmas graduate

a student (usually university or college) who drops out at Christmastime when they go back home to visit their parents. Often caused by homesickness, academic failure, unpopularity, or a significant other living back at home.

Person 1: Man, did you hear that George isn't coming back after Christmas?
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.

________

Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.

by allohamorah December 7, 2006

middle school graduation dance

a lame dance party. Mainly consists of a bunch of sluts grinding each other in the middle of the dance floor and a bunch of random, sweat-soaked dudes trying to grind sweet innocent dancing girls. Lots of people are making out in the corner and the people who can't dance decide that they should dance. The popular people stand in the same spot and take pictures of themselves and their friends, while the fat-asses position themselves at the food table. Not funn at all. You should have stayed home.

Alyssa: Hey guys! Do you want to go to the middle school graduation dance?!
Taylor: Nah it looks LAME.
Slutty Girl: C'mon bitches, I wana go!!!!

by minty_fresh:) June 9, 2010

graduation consummation

to have sex for the first time of being a (high school/collage) graduate. A great way to celebrate your graduation and an awesome excuse to have sex.

Susan: "Can you believe it Dave? We're finally graduating!"

Dave: "I know right? Wanna celebrate with a graduation consummation?"

by D3yt0n May 23, 2009

Graduation Goggles

n. When one experiences nostalgia for the years of high school as graduation approaches.

I was totally looking forward to college, but when I stepped into the high school's hallway for the very last time, and I smelled the strange combo of burnt cafeteria food and textbooks, graduation goggles took over and I was reluctant to go through with the event.

by Stringcheese May 6, 2011

graduation jollies

The feeling of complete and utter euphoria brought on by graduating from college. Often elicits bouts of binge drinking, screaming, fist-pumping and general insanity.

When I got out of my last final exam as a college student, I felt the weight of the world lifted off my shoulders. It was as if I had been finally set free from a lifetime of servitude. I started sprinting through campus just for the hell of it. When I got home I ate a whole tub of ice cream, downed three bottles of whiskey, and then slept for three straight days. I didn't realize it at the time, but apparently I had contracted an acute case of graduation jollies.

by wxflurry December 11, 2013

Graduation

Is basically the word for free money pouring out of ever orphus of your body, that is if you play your cards right.

"Yeah, so tomorrow is graduation.."
"Oh really? Wow, here's $50."

by Hottia. May 19, 2009

grubulate

Verb: It is the act of eating, usually large quantities of unhealthy snacks or junk food, but nevertheless the food will satisfy the hunger urge. One typically will grubulate in preparation for an event (ie partying, video game binge, movie night, road trips), or one will frequently grubulate late at night when they have skipped lunch and/or dinner. Grubulate is not to be confused with "the munchies," because it is self-induced. Comes from the urban jargon root: grub, meaning food.

I'm going to go grubulate at Big Kahuna Burger before I go bar hopping.

In order for us to stay up all night playing video games we need to grubulate tons of convenient store food

I was so busy studying for that psychopharmacology exam I didn't eat all day, so I'm going to go grubulate at that 24hour Mexican drive-thru

by GR3ND4L May 1, 2008