selling like a god church

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.

by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017

selling like a god church

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017

selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

by qQuack daddy colinquackdaddyco June 12, 2017

It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone

Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church

by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017

GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".

And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.

by kassoucv July 7, 2017

god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018