Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

Gnerg

An expression of sadness, can be said loudly, like shouting or said quietly - under the breath.

-My boyfriend dumped me yesterday.
-Oh, gnerg...

-How are you feeling?
-Gnerg.

by Chitrinee June 3, 2010

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerk Off

The act of gerking off (jerking off). Gerking off usually produces a white liquid. It is done by placing one hand around the base of the Gerk and moving your hand in an up and down motion.

Tristen likes to gerk off every night before he sleeps.

by 1T0 May 20, 2015

Gherkout

The act of removing the gherkins from your fast food burger (e.g. Big Mac, Whopper, Big Kahuna Burger, Royale with Cheese/Quarter Pounder with cheese)

Dude: Man, there's a ton of Gehrkins in this tasty burger, I can't even look at it.
Man: Dude just gherkout and get on with it!

by cod5andchips October 27, 2009