the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
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by Benny Issy April 28, 2006
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Get the jerkin'the gherkin mug."DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008
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Get the Gerk Off mug.The act of removing the gherkins from your fast food burger (e.g. Big Mac, Whopper, Big Kahuna Burger, Royale with Cheese/Quarter Pounder with cheese)
Dude: Man, there's a ton of Gehrkins in this tasty burger, I can't even look at it.
Man: Dude just gherkout and get on with it!
Man: Dude just gherkout and get on with it!
by cod5andchips October 27, 2009
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