Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018
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Very fun to be around, Great person, Loves to drink and have a good time. Will stick up for you when needed and is always there when you fall down. She's first aid certified and can patch up and boo boo, whether it be physically or emotional she can fix it. She's the best mom and always looks out for her children and pushes them to make good decisions. Her inner child is still strong and she believes everyone deserves love. She's an amazing woman.
Brenda: " Hey, I'm going to Frances Gladys Marie Ervin's tonight!"
Luke: " Not without me you're not! That Frannie is an amazing gal."
Luke: " Not without me you're not! That Frannie is an amazing gal."
by rayjay2109 January 6, 2023
A lunch lady.
by Hand_Person February 7, 2020
She a whole thot someone you shouldn't be with. God have pity on your soul if you end up with a Gladys, especially if you're born on November.
by MandelatNut04 November 26, 2021
An individual, most likely female, who claims to be craving food with the prime reasoning that they are in their period even though that's not the case.
"I'm craving for some ice cream 'cause I'm on my period"
"Didn't your period end last week? Are you a 'Gladys'?"
"Didn't your period end last week? Are you a 'Gladys'?"
by Delsu-sama April 19, 2022
Stop being a Gladys, Salubrin
by Gavahahdva June 1, 2022