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Get the gerso mug.A "Crusty Ger" is a phenomenon known to most as what causes the “sleep” or “eye crusties” you may have around your eyes in the morning. “Sleep” is a type of “rheum”, which is the name for discharge from your nose, mouth or eyes during sleep as a result of a dust buildup and lack of blinking during sleep. More specifically, eye rheum is known as “gound”.
In recent years the reduction of dust particles in the average home due to improved living conditions has reduced the risk of this "sleep" building up around ones eyes.
However, unfortunately this void in eye ejaculation has been replaced by what are known as "Crusty Gers". A man from a small town in Athy, Ireland, known to some as Ger Kelly (most likely an alias for a much older man from the same area), is considered the main culprit for a resurgence in the occurrence of crusty eyes. He is rumoured to enter the homes of friends and strangers alike in an effort to ejaculate in their eyes as they sleep. The events are perhaps a religious, meditative or ritualistic act, but are most likely the blind and reckless actions of a bitter old man with a fetish for deranged crime.
Recent (blurred) sightings of the suspect have been reported in and around the city of Shanghai, China.
In recent years the reduction of dust particles in the average home due to improved living conditions has reduced the risk of this "sleep" building up around ones eyes.
However, unfortunately this void in eye ejaculation has been replaced by what are known as "Crusty Gers". A man from a small town in Athy, Ireland, known to some as Ger Kelly (most likely an alias for a much older man from the same area), is considered the main culprit for a resurgence in the occurrence of crusty eyes. He is rumoured to enter the homes of friends and strangers alike in an effort to ejaculate in their eyes as they sleep. The events are perhaps a religious, meditative or ritualistic act, but are most likely the blind and reckless actions of a bitter old man with a fetish for deranged crime.
Recent (blurred) sightings of the suspect have been reported in and around the city of Shanghai, China.
"Awh man I can barely open my eyes this morning with all this gunk around them!"
"Youve got a serious case of the crusty gers dude, you'd wanna get onto interpol about the shit! He took out a whole hostel in China last night! The fcker!"
"Youve got a serious case of the crusty gers dude, you'd wanna get onto interpol about the shit! He took out a whole hostel in China last night! The fcker!"
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Get the Nina Gerson mug.Gerspanglish is the product of what happens when Spanish, English, and German have a head on collision in someone's mind. Common in multilingual students.
Also referred to as a threesome between German, English, and Spanish.
Is the only type of language google translate can not decipher.
Also referred to as a threesome between German, English, and Spanish.
Is the only type of language google translate can not decipher.
Person 1: Dude, what did he just say?
Person 2: I dunno. Looks like Spanish. Use google translate.
Person 1: Must be Gerspanglish, Google just had a meltdown.
Person 1: You did the correct German homework, right? Your answers look funny.
Person 2: Oh, whoops, Spanish must have snuck in and had a threesome with German and English while I was doing my homework last night...
Person 2: I dunno. Looks like Spanish. Use google translate.
Person 1: Must be Gerspanglish, Google just had a meltdown.
Person 1: You did the correct German homework, right? Your answers look funny.
Person 2: Oh, whoops, Spanish must have snuck in and had a threesome with German and English while I was doing my homework last night...
by Kai Rain January 15, 2013
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