Geet

(Noun) - Faggot. Short for Fageet. Homo. Shitbreath. Pickle twister.

I saw Richard Simmons on the David Letterman show last night. Jesus, that dude is a geet.

by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006

Geet

The plural of goat. Used by a small population in the Midwest of the United States.

Little Bo Peep lost her geet.
Last summer my goat joined the herd of geets.

by Ana007 January 27, 2018

geets

Geek greeting

She geets, g'day, howzit, how d’ya ghetto look younger, act smarter, be wiser, have a better figure, be richer, a fish, not to wait for bait, a big catch, a pretty butterfly, to go back to a perfect ten other than on the net?

by Hercolena Oliver February 10, 2009

Geeted

A mixture of the words "guitar" and "skeeted", this means playing a guitar so awesome that you bust a nut.

George: "Did you see Hendrix at Woodstock?"

Dick: "Yeah, he geeted all over the first row."

by B. Van Vlerin January 9, 2008

geet monster

synonym for the term 'crack head'

I just got chased down the street by 3 geet monsters when i wouldn't give them a dollar

by J.R. September 6, 2004

Geet Stick

An insult that is usually given to somebody who is annoying you, referring to a woman's genitals on top of a pole or stick. The person's head is referred to as a geet.

"Leave me alone. Stop annoying me you geet stick"

by Sam Matthews October 29, 2007

geet treat

Any edible device that goes well with fresh geet.

"Hey...Dwevans brought us some geet treats!"

"Man...I wish I had some geet treats. These canned yams are repulsive!"

"Saint Dorothy Mantooth gives out geet treats for Halloween."

"If you are a good little boy, the geet treat fairy will provide you with a bounty of geet treat sustenance."

"Chewbacca enjoys geet treats of the pre-natal variety."

"Oil is the perfect geet treat for your homemade cyborg."

"Yo...i gots the munchies. Go get me some geet treats!"

by Miniscule October 23, 2008