The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.
Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021
Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.
Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020
When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick
Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
by Mrniceguy2134 June 04, 2021