Garfunkeled

When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis

Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."

by IntergalactalEnergy August 1, 2023

Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021