Gannon Cannon

A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with

Bro, the Gannon cannon is such a w move it got me all the alc

by Yursuzz February 16, 2025

Gannon

Gannon is a stupid gay fucker. He is gay af and has the smallest dick ever.

"Who's that dude?"

" that's Gannon. He is gay af."

by Stvears22789 May 28, 2019

gannon matzke

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!

My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.

by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022

Danny gannon

A ginger who likes pegging with a monkey and can’t get a job

Look at that Danny gannon with a monkey

by Ste Mac lad April 1, 2023

Gannon

Gannon is a guy with a large stomach, often eating all your snacks. He's charismatic and charming but so is his double chin. He's a great friend to have and generally funny.

"Yo that guy is so Gannon"

by Killian Grant June 1, 2025

dirty Gannon

The act of finding any virgin, usually a young girl, wearing a skirt, reaching under it, and touching her, leaving her following the man home and begging him for more.

The man across from me on the subway pulled a dirty Gannon, and now that teenage girl is on her knees begging him to take her.

by JohnsonSucker69 January 21, 2025

Dylan Gannon

Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people

seamus: hey dylan look at this boat exhaust wow

Dylan Gannon: fuck off seamo

by John coll November 5, 2019