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funkandroid

1.)Legendary troll who once dwelled on the GameFAQs message boards. Most of his time was spent on the WoT spouting out stupid bullshit and hating America, Americans, and Jews. Was originaly banned for making a comment about Jews and pizza ovens.

2.)A lamer who couldn't possibly ever get laid, unless he got Janey drunk or high.

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asshole, douchebag, shithead, just about any insult you can think of.
You suck you funkandroid.
by NoPayneNoGain October 28, 2004
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Finland

Finland is a great country, but it also has an asshole, the city called Turku.
Finland, land whit anus
by Turkuhole April 4, 2009
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Finland

Home of high welfare and high suicide rates. Home of strong liquor and countless alcoholics. Home of high prices and high taxes. Home of the nightless night and dayless day. Home of asocial people and social welfare. Home of mobile phones and untalkative people. Home of bad yet popular music.

Also the most Americanized country in the world.
I love livin' in Finland.
by DeadByDawn October 8, 2004
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Finland

A nice country with beautiful nature. Everything is pretty well organised. The food is great. Education is perfect. The hospitals are like 5 stars hotels. Low criminality rate. You don't need any drugs to get stoned as the constant darkness makes you feel stoned for at least 2 weeks after you arrive there until you get used to it. People drink too much and they get ridiculous, like vomiting everywhere, pee on the street in front of other people (women do it, too, I was a witness) and give blow jobs in clubs' toilets. It's so weird, how come they always need to get so drunk to have fun or flirt. The clubs close very early. If you don't like heavy metal music, you won't be happy if you live there.
Nononono don't sit here, there is vomit all over this couch
Ohhh I forgot we are in Finland
by Mauve Muffin August 6, 2011
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Finland

A country that might not exist
Finland has fifty percent chance to not exist
by Good Sofa August 13, 2022
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Finland-Sweden rivalry

Shit people take way too seriously.
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An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
Finn 1: Wanna hear a Finland-Sweden rivalry joke?
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by amy luu collis May 3, 2011
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finland

literally a ballsack,because thats what finland looks like on maps (sweden is the penis to it)
she made my finland explode bro i think i should go see a doctor
by 4fucksake August 14, 2018
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