Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.

Shawn fisterbated Alex.

by LabelXM July 5, 2022

seshually frustrated

When you haven't had a drink in 4-5 days and have a strong urge to have one, you are seshually frustrated.

Rob: What's wrong Sofia?
Sofia: I need a vodka shot, i'm so seshually frustrated.

by secret_sauce_420 November 4, 2016

Mouthually Frustrated

when you are extremely frustrated because your boyfriend is mean and won't let you suck his dick even though the desire to suck his dick is eating you up on the inside

Boyfriend: I'm a big controlling dom and I won't let you suck my dick unless I say you can
Mouthually frustrated person: I dont think I am going to make it if you don't let me suck your cock PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

by BANANASANDEGGPLANTS May 22, 2022

Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)

"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."

by Frasterbator April 22, 2009

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010

frustrated metalhead

a generally angry mood that revolves around someone who's had an unfortunate accident involving getting their head dipped in molten metal

ned kelly was often a frustrated metalhead although in this particular case he chose to wear metal to symbolise his respect for those involved in molten metal-related accidents

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003