Virginia forest fire

A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

by The Etter January 15, 2015

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

Forest Fireman

A sexual act that involves lighting the females pubic hairs on fire, then having sex with her until your semen puts it out.

Steve: "Hey John, I pulled a forest fireman on Rebecca last night!"
John: "Cool man! How did it go?"
Steve: "She got Second Degree Burns."
John: "Oh."

by Sex Slave Number 1 April 2, 2019

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas).

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas). Its as possible that someone that doesn't hold trees sacred or thinks of them as matchsticks would have an interest in burning them as it is that an industrial accident, electrical accident, or lightning caused the fires.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.

omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires

by ganjagrace February 23, 2021