baby formula

an excuse for grown men to sip upon the tender breast of articfical milk through a bottle.

As John played "world of warcraft" on his computer in his mom's basement he secretly licked baby formula through a fake nipple.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

Formula One

Not all of us Americans are NASCAR loving rednecks!
In fact, I race a TonyKart if you blithering idiots know what that is, it was made in Italy. Suck it.

The south should split off and stop embarrassing us northerners. Formula one is infinitely better than NASCAR.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME July 12, 2011

formula 44

Alcoholic beverage people drink when they are sick. e.g., Grandpa's medicine, booze, medicinal self medication.

"Are you taking anything for your cold?" "Ya I'm taking formula 44." "I thought so."

by rj2123 May 16, 2014

Forkplay

when you eat a girl out wearing braces

Girl: I got cuts on my clit from too much forkplay

by WilleyFuckOrWilleyNot September 28, 2017

the formula

All the right ingredients to make a dude fall in love, stay loyal, and never leave.

Man, that girl Bree has the formula, that’s why Keyshawn is wide open like he is.

by OnyxLazarus October 19, 2017

Creepy Guy Formula

The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.

Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.

by Vocatus May 25, 2012

Formula 1

Mostly called the Pinnacle of Motorsports but in reality it's just europeans sucking each other off in their trillion dollar cars that never reach top speed because the tracks dont allow for them to do so.

That Formula 1 race was boring as hell, there was no passing, they just all drove around this big road course for 4 hours and never even raced each other.

by Eltwinkinator June 8, 2018