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Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Fondlermug.

the fondler

A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake
Did you hear drake and the fondler we’re together in his room last night
by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018
mugGet the the fondlermug.

Rodent fondler

Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.
by butterballz August 17, 2022
mugGet the Rodent fondlermug.

taint fondler

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
by theassman May 7, 2018
mugGet the taint fondlermug.

Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018
mugGet the Butthole Fondlermug.

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