flumberdunk

The act of buttering toast in an unfriendly manner; violent, abuse. ect

What? I can't believe you just flumberdunked in front of my brother!

by pussyccuntfart May 26, 2022

Flubbergusted

Needing to pee really bad.

Aww dude, I'm so Flubbergusted

by Infrared September 15, 2022

Flubberdonked

To be completely, totally and utterly confused.

Alternate definition: to hit, throw, or send flying. To move ungracefully.
This definition has been around for seemingly decades, though nobody is quite sure of it's origin. Some believe it derives from the english word 'blubber', known for being squishy and bouncy, and the word 'bonk'- to hit or tap ungently.

"When Brian told me about that new article, I was totally flubberdonked!"

"She came over to me and flubberdonked the book right out of my hand."

by GreatOldWalrus54 April 4, 2024

flubbergusted

getting too angry and responding before realizing there’s ranch in the fridge

“omg there’s no more ranch”
“yes there is in the fridge dont get flubbergusted”

by mamamiyah February 16, 2026