Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

Flarp

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

Flarped

When you can't think because you need to shit

Dammit I'm flarped right now

by gingergina October 5, 2023

Flarp

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"

by What456t September 22, 2022

Flarp

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.

Flarp

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023

FLARP

FLARP/FNLARP/FORTLARP is an online community on Twitter/X. Users in this community pretend to be characters from Fortnite. Accounts usually don't pretend to act like the character and sometimes shit post.

"Flarp has fallen."
"No it has not."

by FrotniteReaper January 16, 2024

Flarp

When you fail while flirting with someone.

“Man, Kyle today totally bombed talking to Susy. He Flarped that shit.”

by minecraftlord678 August 14, 2019