An over weight, middle aged women or man that has little to no self confidence. They often divert to their cell phone or smart watch when they feel threatened and may or may not duct tape their breasts to hide sexual identity. Please note that these individuals are extremely self conscious and if your make any remarks about there outward appearance they with reach/touch mentioned area repeatedly (at most when they think you are not looking.)
by Countyworkerlife May 8, 2018
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Get the finchle dinckle mug.A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal
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Get the Finched mug.the action of talking about a significant other or loved one. could also be the action of traumadumping unwantedly
i am finching about my boyfriend, spencer reid.
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
by jadeth_ September 28, 2022
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/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
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a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.
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the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.
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the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
by iovelupin September 28, 2022
Get the finching mug.A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
Get the Finchem mug.A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
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