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A lovechild with its parents being big pharma and big ag.
The FDA is a puppet.
FDA by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 8, 2024

FDA Approved 

1. A girl who looks so good you want to fuck her.
2. Approval of Fuckin' Dat Ass.
"Man that chick looks so slick shes FDA Approved!"

FDA Approved 

Commonly mistaken for a compliment (high quality, fuck dat ass, choice meat), FDA Approved ACTUALLY is in reference to a particular type of woman, and the state of mind a man is in to be interested in that woman.

Literally it means "First Date Anal". In layman's terms, the chubby, whorish drunk chick at the bar/party who you know if you just gave her the time of day you could totally stick it in her ass within the hour.
-Check out that slut, she's hitting on every dude here
-That bitch is definitely FDA APPROVED
-Man I'm wasted, I'm gonna proposition her to let me ass ram her in the bathroom
-Rad
FDA Approved by Spacetits May 4, 2006

FDA Approved 

It means it wont kill you... maybe?
Soon enough cyanide will be FDA Approved.
Face Down, Ass Up: A submissive sexual position in which the female is on her knees, puts her face all the way to the bed or floor, and sometimes reaches back with both hands to spread either side of her vagina or anus.
FDAU by TheOak39 August 4, 2008