Fakemingo

When you See a Fake Albert You say it

Someone: You're Not Flamingo You're Fakemingo!!
Random1: He's a Fakemingo You idiot!!
Random2: Does Anyone Know he's a Fakemingo
Random3: You're just a Faker Fakemingo Because you Don't Have a Check!
Random4: Wait a Second.. He dosen't have the Check the Real Flamingo has Check that mean you're the Fakemingo

by All Sail! June 5, 2020

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Farking

To snore loudly, including during the day at rest

That guy's farking as loud as a train, and just as annoying

by [e-mail] April 20, 2021

Fuckeling

When sex is assumed to happen but all you end up doing is cuddling.

We were fuckeling all night.

by RsLeafy November 21, 2013

Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016

Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008