Fagometer

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.

I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.

by KIutchy November 29, 2009

Fagon

It's a gay dragon!!!

OHH EMM GEE That dragon from dragon tales is such a fagon!

by sugarnipples April 3, 2009

Fagner

Someone who appears gay, but in reality is a little straight bitch, usually goes by the name of Jared, and is whipped by everyone else.
Also, a name used to call somebody when they act of this behavior.

"Shut the hell up, Fagner."
"Stop being a fagner."
"Fagner, here, wants to go this way, when Adam Warner is this way."

by Cursive March 5, 2005

fagonomics

The study of consumer goods related to faggots. Fagonomics is becoming a larger topic as the number of fags increase and as they flaunt there gayness.

"Jimmy I have an idea to make us rich, I just learned it in my Fagonomics class. Lets go out to San Fransico and sell tight smily face t-shirts to all those professional butt dart players!"

by Dee Wig September 30, 2005

fagonometry

the study of being gay and/or lame

Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry.

by omgbeartrap January 30, 2005

Fagnet

Fagnet: a person who is sexually straight but always attracts homosexual people. a magnet for homo's

Micah said "Jay no matter what bar my (straight) nephew goes to if there is a guy in the bar who wants cawk there on him almost instantly!" Jay replied "oh snap he's a Fagnet; ya know magnet for fags!"

by J. Holland December 28, 2005

animal fagnetism

A heterosexual's ability to attract the

attention of homosexuals.

John: Man,how come all these gay guys

are always checking me out?

Dave: It must be your ANIMAL FAGNETISM.

by B Cube June 4, 2005