Cunt-Faced-Whore

A whore who has a face that looks like a cunt.

Used to mock flatmates who cheat at mario kart.

by JohnM August 06, 2005

Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.

Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.

by Davis P March 04, 2014

Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

by Teddy Hancock July 11, 2008

Cunt Faced Fuck

A person who not only is ignorant and sometimes acts foolish, but also has a scar on his face resembling a vagina.

Yamcha: I'm right aren't I master.
Master: No, you cunt faced fuck!

by Sacktap June 25, 2006

Cunt Face Bitch

A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis.

Don't blow smoke in my face you cunt face bitch!

by Malcolm Horovitz April 19, 2005

Cunt Faced Whore

Someone who slepts around alot ad likes it Everyone gets face full of her cunt.

Damn! Shes a cuntfaced whore.

by Aaron July 13, 2004

Fat Cunt Face

When someone has a unbelievably punchable face. A face begging to be punched.

'Lucy really does have a Fat Cunt Face. If I had my bike, I'd cycle over there and punch her in it!'

by iJALv April 06, 2016