evyn

a badass stoner girl. super hot and has really good energy. usually a hippie/ laid back alternative girl around 5’8-5’10 and is really gay. evyns dont gaf ab anything and will do anything for their partners. had a hard life but doesnt dwell on it and is really good at head. and speaking of head, her mind is vibrant and she isnt afraid to speak her mind

person 1- yall seen evyn?
person2-oh yeah, shes really badass but she has a thing for some girl

by kurt cobains therapist April 24, 2022

evylene

a very beautiful smart individual. one of the strongest people you will ever meet. she is very quiet but once you get to know her she’s so hilarious. she’ll always find a way to make you laugh and her smile is just so amazing it makes everyone’s day so much better. she has such a soft angelic voice that’ll put anybody to sleep. she’ll make you so happy and will fill your body with warm happy thoughts 25/8. when she talks you have no choice but to listen her voice will just play in your head over and over again. she will be on your mind so much you’ll feel like you’re going crazy but you’ll end up enjoying it

“who’s that”?
“that’s evylene she’s so beautiful”

by jactav December 18, 2022

evya

Funniest bloke, attractive and super lazy, loves to be social.

Oh that guy that is on the couch is so Evya

by SuperAccurate December 28, 2013

Evyn

A too faced bitch that should never be trusted...oops

Person #1 : Guess what?
Person #2 : What?
Person #1 : Evyn...
Person #2 : Stop right there! i dont talk about irrelevant bitches!

by RandomOfCourse October 20, 2019

Evyn

Evyn is a name for the best people alive. Sometimes they can be a butt fart, blockhead, scab picking, fart smelling, bed wetting little bozo. But when you can put their faults aside you can see a very funny and beautiful person.

Your Friend: Hey do you know that smelly girl over there
You: Oh yea that's Evyn, she's really nice
Your Friend: I bet so she seems kind, she just needs to stop picking her nose

by GingerBreadMILF August 28, 2021

Evybear

Pet name for an exceptionally good looking man named Evan. An Evybear is often charming, intelligent, sexy, dirty-minded, and very good in bed. Though sometimes shy when outside its natural habitat when it gets comfortable it can really have a good time. Its ability to consume large amounts of alcohol is legendary, though often results in periods of prolonged "hibernation"

Goddamn evybear is sexy

by jpc1232 February 3, 2010

Evyn

The one white kid who thinks he’s gangster and says the n word way to much

Why does Evyn do the things he does

by The goat yeee March 29, 2020