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Evolution

is a mystery
Evolution is a mystery
by belmont836 October 20, 2018
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evoluted

That's so evoluted!

My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.
by VirtuallySally October 16, 2018
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Evolute

1. noun: forced evolution.
2. verb: to force evoution.
Skin Pockets. 'Nuff said. No more pants, bitches! Dude, I evoluted! Check out these skin pockets. They're so practical. These skin pockets. Thank God I evoluted.

*We can not reiterate enough, we are not talking about our butts.
by slydevilly August 6, 2012
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Evolution

An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.
Wizard evolution
by Boss37190 June 30, 2011
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Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
by Dansla116 February 21, 2011
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Dragonball Evolution

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"
by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009
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evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
by SadPepe December 10, 2018
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