Evo Ego

It's a kind of arrogance that comes with owning an Evo. It's the I don't give a fuck about anything car related because I own an Evo attitude. They call them Lancers to confuse people and add sarcastic information too it when referring too it as a Lancer. People with Evo Ego park their "Lancer" over as many spaces as possible or where ever they like. They are often found drinking Arizona Iced Tea while hard parking.

Hardparking Civic Driver - Dude that Evo is parked over three spots
Hardparking Civic Driver's mate - Yeah that's that Evo Ego!

Random - Dude nice Evo!
Evo Owner- Nah its just a Lancer with a body kit and squeaky breaks

Evo Owner - " I live my life 3 car parks at a time"

Evo Ego by TheBrentonJ April 5, 2014

Evo'd 

To get to a state of the highest fulfilment or in most cases drunk beyond repair

"Man I had 12 beers, 10 shots and 8 double vodkas last night, I was completely Evo'd"

"Wow he just spent his taxi money home on more alcohol he is going to be Evo'd later"

Evo'd by Evo'd May 24, 2009

Evo the pedo 

A registered sex offender with a massive shlong dong like donkey kong.

“Quick kids run it’s evo the pedo

Evo the pedo by Kaylee thonen December 19, 2021

evo moment 37 

Only the greatest damn moment in fighting history to ever exist. To set the scene. Daigo and Justin Evo are playing in a tournament of Street Fighter. Daigo uses his characters super, which to kick 17 times fairly fast, and it is nearly impossible to block each and every one. In order to block any physical blow by a character, you need a frame perfect button push(6-10 frames). Justin Evo is on a sliver of health, so Daigo uses his super to finish him off, but Justin, doing what was originally thought impossible, blocked each kick with frame perfect precision, and going on to win the match, but unfortunately, not the tournament.

"The greatest moment in fighting game history was Evo Moment 37"

evo moment 37 by Canofmilk420 September 6, 2021

Evo Pop 

1. A genre bending blend of musical styles and lyrics.

Stone Unturned's new single " Can't Own God" is an Evo Pop mix.

Evo Pop by indierep February 20, 2011

Evo Owner 

An individual who acts like an expert in a subject area, constantly stating facts and correcting people, but who actually has very little knowledge on the subject

Don't worry about it. He's an evo owner.

Evo Owner by kennygevo July 10, 2018

evo melvo 

evo melvo is a handsome lookin guy,likes lasagna and hot ladies.many girls get wet only by looking at him!

Lady 1: yo that evo melvo dude kinda hot ngl.
Lady 2: yeah im already wet by just looking at him.

evo melvo by Melvohot07 November 21, 2021