Ernie Mouth

The form of a female vagina in which the labia is seemingly missing. A slit is all that is present looking almost exactly like the mouth of Ernie from Sesame Street.

She's got ernie mouth

by caesar h April 15, 2008

ernie burger

A term used towards a friend or partner who does or says something stupid.

"Errr Brad, you ernie burger, of course I love you!!"

by cocopop December 9, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Sexual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.

Those two room mates are so homo, they probably give each other Bert and Ernies all the time.

by Intrepid Traveler April 12, 2012

The Bert and Ernie

A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.

Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."

by Brother Ernie May 5, 2021

Ernie Special

Where a person is shitting on the toilet and describing it in great detail to their partner who then has to vomit and does so into the lap of the person on the toilet.

A guy was wrapping on the toilet and describing his creamy bowel movement to his girl who had just finished eating, she gagged twice before she couldnt fight it any longer and proceeded to give her guy an Ernie Special and vommited onto his lap.

by Einre June 14, 2019

standing ernie

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

ernie fletcher

A completely incompetent kentucky govenor who will never be reelected and should rethink his decision to go into politics
see dumbfuck

Pass a budget??? No way, we've got Ernie Fletcher

by oldladysgivegum July 15, 2006