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Hillside Elementary School

aw man bob must be living in a Hillside Elementary School since the thing happened
by OddFoot123 April 23, 2022
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Mckevett Elementary School

Mckevett Elementary School is the worst school to exist in all of history. They will ignore you, yell at you, and then get it your parents side. We’re not js kids. We’re humans, Mckevett.
“Where was your last teaching job?”

“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“

“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE”
by Yalldontknowmyasslmao April 4, 2023
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Durkin park elementary school

A school that is 90% mexican and filled with bitches thinking they everything. Don't go to that school they will bully you to death. Durkin Park elementary school is not that good
by Hola i am dora 2.5 May 5, 2019
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Oak Valley Elementary School

Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
by thebiotchnextdoorr223 June 18, 2019
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Kinnikinnick Elementary School

Kinnikinnick Elementary School is a grade school in Roscoe, IL with an average student population of 400 because it only allows 4th and 5th graders. It is also the home of the Braves. The teachers are reasonably nice but some will take you to the Rockton Cemetery on your last day of school to look at old headstones. It has a great playground and only has seven buses to take children home in. The school used to be the middle school of Roscoe, but was annihilated after a Tornado hit it during the 1970's. It was rebuilt as a grade school. Kinnikinnick was a Native American Tribe and thus the name of the school. Anyone who goes here will have a good education.
"Where did you go to grade school?"
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."
by Mrs. Meers September 14, 2011
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Sacred heart elementary school

2 words for it. HELL. HOLE. Do not send your child here unless you want them to suffer from depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts or actions. The place is a mess. Everything is very unorganized and all the staff members will treat you like shit. The new principal hasn’t showed up in like 4 months so the other 900 year old one is still there. I have gone to the school for 10 years and I wish I never did. If you had a dollar for every time I came home crying, wanting to kms, and begging my parents to leave, you would be a millionaire. The place smells like death. There is mold and dust everywhere. The teachers don’t have teaching degrees. The whole place is an asylum. I haven’t learned one valuable lesson from here yet besides the fact that once I graduate I am never coming back. The teachers will assault you, and the people there are bitches. HIGHLY DO NOT RECCOMEND.
Ugh I hate my school so much. Bitch I went to sacred heart elementary school, stfu.

What is the difference between sacred heart elementary school and a living hellhole?

No wonder why she is so dumb, she went to sacred heart elementary school.
by b@ll$@ck January 16, 2019
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Parkmead Elementary School

A small kindergarten-fifth grade public school in Walnut Creek, with about 450 students. Parkmead has two parts: PALS, the part of the school for the kids with stay-at-home, overprotective, middle-class housewife mothers. The other parts is PCS, which is for students who are independent

PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.

PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.
"I went to Parkmead Elementary School!"-person #1
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2

*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.
by evacuatethedancefloor January 1, 2012
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