emergency shit

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

by justtoobad February 23, 2009

emerald splash

The “Emerald Splash” is the main used power of Kakyoin (the main jojo’s best friend of part 3) his stand is called Heirophant Greenwhich also has many ability’s, the emerald splash was very important because it was used to reveal dio’s stand ability by hitting the clock tower with his emerald splash

The emerald splash is often memes like when someone says:
Person: Nani nobody can just deflect the emerald splash
Which is used to make fun of kakyoin from episode 3 where he uses the emerald splash on Jotaro and he punches all of them and some back to kakyoin rendering the emerald splash useless
Another meme would be when someone says:
Person: baka na KAKYOIN!

Refering to when dio killed Kakyoin by punching a whole through his chest but Kakyoin used his emerald splash to show dios stand ability after he died by hitting the clock tower, to eventually show Diocould stop time whith his stand ZA WARUDO or English version The World.

Person 1: is it possible to deflect the emerald splash?
Person 2: Nani! Nobody can just deflect the emerald splash

by Yuu Kun April 5, 2019

Emerald

a sweet,caring, kind girl who's shy around new people, but when with friends, can't be shut up. a great singer. even though she may have a shiny exterior, deep down she hides her true feelings because she doesn't like to show her feelings.💀 pretends she's a princess👑 is loved by her friends. you find yourself falling in love with emeralds pretty quick🐼

oh she's being such an emerald🐼💕

by emerald🐼 June 21, 2014

Edmere

A Victorian ladies name which regained popularity in Glasgow high society around the 1940's. An 'Edmere' is likely to enjoy crosswords, brandy, closet homosexuals and furless cats- their fur obviously being used for her underwear. Up until the turn of the century, it was believed that only one 'Edmere' existed, however just last year Queen Elizabeth II gave birth to one. An 'Edmere' can be recognised by her un-even gait and penchant for French haute couture.

"That lady really is something else, check her grill..."
"Yeah man, she's an Edmere."

"I called up the Edmere but it was closed, wanna get a chinese instead?"

by John Broadfoot April 26, 2008

Emerald Splash

One of Hierophant Green’s most well-known attacks that no-one can deflect, but everyone can dodge. There is a variation called the 20 Meter Radius Emerald Splash which is only used once.

“My final....Emerald Splash...it’s a message......please understand, Mr. Joestar....please understand...”

by Haha Funny Name March 24, 2020

intergalactic emergency

When niggas from outa space start takin' yo dank ass weed.

Those aliens are taking our weed, this is an intergalactic emergency!

by Tum$ February 10, 2014

The Emerald Splash

A sexual position where the male shoots his nut inside the woman (or man) and yells out "Emerald Splash" at the same time, along with wearing glasses to represent Noriaki Kakyoin from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

The Emerald Splash was an ability in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders used by Noriaki Kakyoin where his ghost-self, called a stand shot emeralds out of its hands.

The nut is the emerald in sex.

"EMERALD SPLASH!" the male says as he busted an nut as well

You'll achieve something new once you've done this;

milf hunter achievement

by KekyoinSplash October 25, 2019