Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014

dawonia

Dawonia is a very beautiful individual there is not one like Her on this earth as such as her name if you ever meet a dawonia she is here to stay stubborn but loyal to the end strong and very independent dawonia has the greatest purpose mostly in raising strong leaders such as her self Dawonia could lead a army if you told her too and is a conquer in all she does she’s very confident and loving but bows to no man and can be looked as dominant knows herself and knows she got it like that best cook you would ever meet and with one punch knock you off your feet loves family so much it could sometimes be her down fall if you ever meet a Dawonia appreciate her and hold on to her

Oh dawonia look her sway she ready.

Dawonia will lead the children in the right direction.

by 7of10 August 26, 2021

Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

Dylon

The five greatest rappers of all time.
UBBACRUM!

Who are the five greatest rappers of all time?
Think about it.
Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon.
Cause I spit hot fire!

by LaceyJayy January 27, 2008

Dylon

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. When he says he loves you, it means that he would pretty much take a bullet for you without thinking twice. Nobody will truly ever understand what goes on in his mind, but you know its a beautiful thing.

Dylon is a mystery.

by AyeManDuh December 28, 2008

dykon

Lesbian who has iconic status in the arts, media, fashion etc

kd laing has dykonic status and is worshipped by gay women world wide.

Dykon Ellen de Generis leads again by marrying the very glamourous Portia de Rossi.

by LyonQueen June 8, 2009