Treadmill

A secret code name used for when you are fuckin your ex boyfriends best friend.

"My god, my treadmill is fuckin crazy in bed."
"Last night my treadmill and I had a great fuckin work out...he has a big cock"

by porcupine November 24, 2003

Dreamkiller

Contrary to previous definitions clearly written by men who can't handle both a love life and a career, a dreamkiller is actually someone who discourages you from following your dreams. These people can prevent dreamers from even trying to achieve their goals by creating a sense of self-doubt in their victims. Don't allow the dreamkillers to win by believing what they say! Cut these people out of your life immediately and surround yourself with those who support you and your efforts to accomplish your goals.

There was one woman on the pre-med panel who said you don't have a chance of getting into medical school without a perfect MCAT score and 4.0 GPA. What a dreamkiller she was! My GPA was 3.32 and I just retook my MCAT for a better score and got into a good medical school! I'm so glad I kept at it and didn't listen to her!

by zzussammen September 25, 2019

treadmill-running

1. To run upon a treadmill, (a gym machine for working-out).

Benefits to treadmill-running as opposed to taking a sidewalk: no traffic, no sidewalk problems, no beggars (or thieves, or gangs), easily-accessible pre-paid water, can listen to music loudly and not compromise personal safety, no jerks staring/commenting, don't have to wear any travel items, and best of all: NO WEATHER ISSUES!

Treadmills are especially beneficial to anybody "laying low".

2. The daily grind for a dress-suit corporate slave.

ie. My life... is treadmill-running... at the office... at my gym... in my personal life... and in my mind... This is the point where the movie begins.

by Ruzsa April 16, 2009

Treadmill

Treadmill is a nickname for Trell!! If a girl likes you and your name is Trell , she’ll call you treadmill.

girl treadmill

trell who tf- yessss???
girl fuck me 😂

by Alien #67 July 17, 2019

Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.

We were treadmilling all night

by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021

Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.

Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.

by Leminader June 5, 2015

treadmill

when you are having sex in the same manner for extended periods of time

i was treadmillin' dat hoe all night

by allthemhatersbejockinme February 7, 2008