douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!

by Loseph May 9, 2005

douche bag

A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world.
A person with no logic at all.

Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them.
people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!

ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,

by keeping it real!!!!! October 1, 2006

douche bag

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.

I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.

by Tony February 27, 2005

douche bag

A preppy faggot that grew up in the rich side of town. They usually have long blonde fag-boy hair and they talk on their cell phones really loud and carry around skate boards that they dont know how to use.

pretty much everyone from the OC is a douche bag.

by caboomed February 15, 2009

douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) Sean O'neal

1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees.
2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.

by Jillian93784 January 14, 2008

douche bag

A Pi Kappa Phi fraternity guy. Commonly called and interchangeable with Pi Kap.

So at the party last night a Pi Kap put ruffies in that girl's drink. What a douche bag.

by AOII May 2, 2010

douche bag

A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.

Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.

by meatwad April 6, 2005