double doozy

when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs

Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?

Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!

by rapist anonymous February 4, 2010

winky doozy

Something that your grandmother calls you

“*insert gasp here* my winky doozy”

by Kylee🤘🤘💪 June 30, 2020

Doozy

A large gathering and possible migration of a large group of drag queens.
Whether it be 2 or 200 the presence of these majestic beings can be a doozy, in the best way.
The herd will gain and grow numbers continuously but despite the actual number of the group, their perseverance never falters; a defense mechanism learnt at birth.

“Man, were you here when that party bus full of drag queens rolled in earlier?”

“Yeah man, that was a doozy!”

by Pgrogz February 14, 2024

Doozy

An inconvenience or something to express something bad.

“Ezmay broke her foot, that’s a doozy tbh.”
“I have 3 options but one is a doozy.

by Tallb44 June 24, 2021

DOOZIE

WHEN YOU INTOXICATE A INDIVIDUAL IN HOPES OF TAKING THEM HOME AND HAVING FUN LATER.

HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.

by HOTBOBERT69 August 9, 2022

Doozy dooster

A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour

You’re such a doozy dooster

by Chef_Hammond March 1, 2019

Doozie

A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does

Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.

Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”

-left on read-

Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”

by theS1x40 December 26, 2021