double doozy

when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs

Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?

Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!

by rapist anonymous February 4, 2010

DOOZIE

WHEN YOU INTOXICATE A INDIVIDUAL IN HOPES OF TAKING THEM HOME AND HAVING FUN LATER.

HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.

by HOTBOBERT69 August 9, 2022

Doozy dooster

A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour

You’re such a doozy dooster

by Chef_Hammond March 1, 2019

Doozie

A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does

Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.

Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”

-left on read-

Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”

by theS1x40 December 26, 2021

Doozy

Plays warzone ruined rebirth eats BOOYAs asshole also like to smash J and eat Santana’s chitter.

Yo u play like doozy stop selling.

by Sucha Singh with the oil July 24, 2021

Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.

Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.

by Peebs_ June 12, 2019

winky doozy

Something that your grandmother calls you

“*insert gasp here* my winky doozy”

by Kylee🤘🤘💪 June 30, 2020