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Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.
Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.
by medium-chungus March 9, 2026
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Wyoming Doormat

The act of rolling up the doormat on your front porch and fucking because you no one is watching but all of your neighbors saw
Yo John I just did a Wyoming Doormat this morning.

Bro no way everyone saw you?
by You Smell69 January 2, 2026
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