Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019

doghorse

a girl who is a cross between a horse face and just being plain nasty looking, also knows as a dog

"lucy is one big doghorse"

by duffers October 17, 2007

[Doghousing]

Doghousing: Inserting your penis into your partners vagina and going to sleep. No pushing involved, just a warm place for your dog to spend the night.

After having hot sex with Shiela, Jonathan decided to end the night Doghousing her.

by DoghossinSOB January 14, 2017

donhouser

A complete douche

A donhouser can suck a big fat dick

by Donhauser October 2, 2017

Dog house

A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed

Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house

by Looney1 March 3, 2021

Dog House

The uneducated population typically uses the term “shoe”.

Paige, make sure to keep those bad boys in the dog house.

by Jabron Lames July 27, 2022