Navy Diver

Scallywags, through and through. Maximum strength, full-throttle, fuck you power! Neurotic to the bone, ornery bastards, and down right good looking! Max depth 130? Made of Neptunes blood and raw America! The best (and worst) you'll ever have and still, the one and only-Deep Sea.
Navy Diver: Hooyah Deepsea! Etc, etc....

Example:
CO: “ who the fuck shit on the quarter deck!?”
Navy Diver: “Fucking EOD guys I bet” (wipes ass)
by Deep Sea Doc August 07, 2019
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weasel diver

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.
"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."
by Rufus McGovern January 01, 2009
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Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.
That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!
by Dramatize May 02, 2008
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northern diver

To take a product or design and copy it shamelessly
They proper northern divered that buoyancy aid.
by Silvereta April 27, 2017
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Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.
Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.
by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010
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Balloon diver

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it
Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver
by The Growner June 04, 2017
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Dookie Diver

One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)
1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.
by Batesville December 07, 2006
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