Dickwad Dilly

A standard asshole who acts like he cannot function in society due to extreme stupidity

That guy came up here acting like a real dickwad dilly.

by Florence Hellmouth July 19, 2020

dickwad

Your basic insult, vague but still mean. Used to insult males usually. Someone who doesn’t disserve your time

jerk, asshole, moron, stupid

Insulter: Wow, you're dumb
Insultie: Shutup Dickwad!

by Mary Margaret July 2, 2005

Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.

"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008

A Dickading

a phrase or word that that had become addicting because someone around you says it frequently

Amanda: Whats up dawg?
Rena: haha not much

later that day

Rena: Where you at dawg?
Tali: Uh, DAWG? Did you pick up a dickading?

by RenaLynn420 February 11, 2010

Dickwad

Dick Wad was an American Journalist active in the 1940s, who was so unpopular with his colleagues his name became a general term of contempt.

In an ironic twist of fate, after WWII he went on an expedition into the Amazon. He was tortured and executed by tribesmen where his body was shrunk by witch doctors and subsequently used to mop up semen in fertility rites.

He doesn't deserve that Pulitzer, he's such a fucking dickwad.

by Rossiboy June 17, 2009

Dickdabbler

1. A female(or homosexual male)that loves to suck cock and does so on a regular basis, and when doing so goes crazy while giving oral pleasure. IE. making grunting noises during, thrashing about while your cock is in their mouth, slobbering all over your cock and balls. Just going all out wild while giving you a blowjob.

That girl is a dickdabbler, she straight eats up cock like there's no tomorrow.

by Demoniac March 30, 2003

dickwad

a term used to unsult someone when they do something that pisses you off because they don't know what they're doing, also a wad-of-dick.

Ernie: Sasuke, you accelerated right when I opened the door, you dickwad.
Sasuke: What's a dickwad?
Jerry: A wad-of-dick, DUH.

by not a dingbat September 28, 2005