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Dick Cheese 

The act of jacking off and not cleaning the jizz off your dick leaving Dick Cheese
Mason: Dude my dick cheese smells bad

Elliott: No Shit
Dick Cheese by chubbychaser37 November 15, 2010

dick cheese 

pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...

()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std
Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese

dick cheese 

"the dirt and scum building up betweeen the area of the penis and thighs."
-Me,one second ago.
Me:"Dude,did you hear about Scott?"
Other Dude:What happened?
Me:They found him dead,and when they did an autopsy,they found loads of dick cheese!"

dick cheese 

when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip
chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.

Dick Cheese 

dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.
u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.

Baby bell cheeseball
Dick Cheese by James November 14, 2004

Dick Cheese 

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese
John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it
Dick Cheese by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017