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dandelion

This is when a guy cums on a girls face then uses a blowdryer to make it dry quickly, then immediately follows with a golden shower giving it a yellow glowing effect similar to a dandelion weed.
I got no respect for that bitch, one date and I busted out the dandelion on her trick ass.
by M Wall Hawley August 27, 2007
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dandelion spur

an occourance in dreams, usually making pain.... being thrown at people
OW! did he throw a manscape at you? no... it was dandelion spur.
by CrAzYdReAmEr March 29, 2008
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dandelion

A dandelion is a flower. But it's also a word that Jamaicans use while answering questions in class.
Teacher: Akoni, use ''dandelion'' in a sentence.
Akoni: De cheetah is faster dandelion.
by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017
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Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 7, 2018
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Dandelion

A permutation of the anime archetypes of "loli" and "yandere" in which a female humanoid being (or appearing to be) underaged expresses their love for their boy toy of choice through excessive acts of homicide. This term can also be used to describe underaged females who violently express their claim over a celebrity crush, be they real or fictitious.
The little girl slaughtered every girl in the village so they wouldn't look at her senpai. This solidified her title as a dandelion.

She's a dandelion! When I told her how much I loved Shota from My Hero Academia, she threatened me with heinous acts of torture if I didn't stop talking!
by Mushroom pants March 31, 2020
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Dandelion

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.
Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.
by Boykitten June 13, 2022
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Dandelion Plug

by Estegree January 13, 2023
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