Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

Damnit

It's a Manu

Manu
Damn
You are the
Damnit

by Best Raccoon September 19, 2022

Universe Damnit

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic-appropriate of expressing "God Damnit".

Universe Damnit! Wtf is happening? Don't you dare tell me that!

you are hot af, universe damnit! bs!

by LingDanc803 September 27, 2023

damniting

when referring to the action of someone proclaiming damnation

person one:damnit!
person two:why are you damniting?
person one: because reason

by Amber Kersley December 13, 2007

Damnit Bobby

This phrase was coined in a pretty funny meme.

Damnit Bobby, you're not supposed to piss while your is erect.

by Barack'o'Trump March 1, 2021

Being a Damnit

When you're too pissed to think of anything else to call someone. Usually used for children who won't listen.

"Why won't you just.....ahhh, quit Being a Damnit Damnit!!!"

by Kappa224 April 22, 2018