Drunkard(to friends): Im bout to call up that
bitch...
Friends of Drunkard : Hahaha he's about to fuckin DD.
Victim : Hello, thank you for calling, how may i help you?
Drunkard: You're a
bitch and i never fuckin loved you!!!
Victim : Uhhh
Sir? Can i help you?
Drunkard: NO! DONT FUCKIN TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME!!!
...(and so on until the drunkard makes an ass of himself more so than he already is.)