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Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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Cuzzafucker

An alternative to motherfucker.
Cuzza is short for cousin, obviously.
Fuck you, cuzzafucker
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noodlin' in the 'cuzzi

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.
Those guys out in Seattle sure love noodlin' in the 'cuzzi!
by EricTHEBruce July 10, 2012
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Cuziff

The area between the buttcrack and ballsack. Also known as the gooch or choda. Called the cuziff, cuziff it wasn't there, your guts would fall out.
Mike kicked me in the cuziff.
by Gradez November 14, 2007
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Ball cuzzi

3/4 fill a nice China tea pot with warm water and bubble bath ,then place your balls in said tea pot and get your partner to gently blow down the spout ,creating a warm soapy lather for your plumbs to soak in :)
After going balls deep , my balls needed a relaxing soak in the ball cuzzi
by Smegma 69 May 21, 2016
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Cuzzin

The art and practice of chillin with your friend at a nice jacuzzi and staring at the universe while contemplating humanity, discussing sociopolitical issues, the universe, philosophy, etc. There is usually a nice breeze coming through and the cuzzi is usually steaming. Cuzzin is very similar to Roofin, Beachin, Cruifin or Cruise Toppin, and Fanfin. You just sit with your friends in and around a nice hot cuzzi and chill.
Guy 1: Yo were cuzzin!
Guy 2: Yo Im still not used to all these Palm Trees everywhere in Florida!
Guy 3: Yo sociopolitical issues, humanity, the universe, philosophy, etc.
by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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