Cupertino

When you don't think differently - you Think different.

Person A: "Dude, I ate an Apple today!

Person B: "Wow dude, you're gonna Think different in a Cupertino state of consciousness for the rest of the day!

by SomeBoyNamedSue July 22, 2019

cupertino communist

1. Someone who believes Cupertino should be part of China because there is so many Chinese people living there.

2. A China born immigrant who buys a nice house, has a good family and nice job in Cupertino

My goodness, why is everything in Cupertino expensive. Maybe they should start the Cupertino communist party.
2. Man, those Cupertino communist took my job.

by Brokecollegestudebt November 10, 2019

cupertino

Land of the toyotas

A town where passive aggressiveness is frequently mistaken for intelligence.

cupertino is a shit hole

by takshivjorlika May 1, 2021

Concertina Wire

An abbreviation of the quote, it means go and find it yourself, Im not going to help you.

"If it was up your ass in concertina wire, you would know where it is."

by bаls May 16, 2022

Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".

If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!

by heilschnaps May 15, 2023

Cupertino Kool-Aid

When someone is absolutely convinced that iPhones are the only smartphone option, iPads are the only tablet in the market, and Macs or Macbooks are the only laptop worth considering, they have drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid (also known as the "Apple juice".

Derrick is seriously obsessed with his Apple products. He considers Android users as sub-human. The boy has really drank the Cupertino Kool-Aid.

by ViperGeek February 26, 2024

Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024