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Greasy Cucumber

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green
Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.
by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
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cuckzone

The area a man finds himself in when he walks in on his wife sleeping with another man and she friendzones him.

Alternatively, the state of being friendzoned after the man has already had sex with the woman in question.

This is further the case when the man in question acts much like a cuckold or one who has been friendzoned. That is, taking vicarious enjoyment from the woman's sexual pleasure and/or trying to be as nice as possible to her in hopes he can resume intercourse with her.
"We'll still always be good friends; you're like a brother to me."
~Chick saying this to a guy while he is being cuckzoned, her being pounded by a stranger in front of him.
by Papa Dwarf August 17, 2016
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Cuck Walk

Cuck Walk is a type of dance performed by the liberal self-hating cuck after his wife was inseminated by three Shaka Zulu's. It's the opposite of Crip Walk.
Addison: Why is that guy dancing in his garden like a moron.
Veddison: He is doing the Cuck Walk. It's a celebration dance performed by sissies after their wives get drilled by Jamal.
Addison: What is wrong with these people. Are they normal?
Veddison: We have got to leave this country bro.
by Roy Liotta December 24, 2018
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Cuck Baby

A baby that is made as a result of cuckolding. When a married women has the child of a man other than her husband.
My wife took a lover that got her pregnant so now I'm the father of a "cuck baby." I had sex with a married woman and gave her and her husband a beautiful "cuck baby."
by Dancerooster January 15, 2020
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cuck goblin

A man who sneaks out in the middle of the night to meet his girlfriend or another woman to eat the cum from multiple guys inside of her vagina.
Dude, is that Marc?
Yeah Tone, Marc is a Cuck Goblin.
A Cuck Goblin, what’s that Randy?
It’s when Marc sneaks out late at night to eat the cum of multiple men from his girl’s vagina.

Oh man Randy - that’s messed up... He’s a real Cuck goblin!
by AnitaAnu May 23, 2018
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Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.
by Dancerooster June 24, 2021
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Cuck Master

An individual who is so weak and fragile that men are unexplainablely drawn to have intercourse with his significant other as there is nothing he can do to stop them.
Logan, being a Cuck Master, has all sorts of men coming and going from his house in the middle of the night and there is nothing he can do about it. His wife-cousin seems to enjoy it though.
by Elite CG June 16, 2023
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